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I see what you did there ha.

I see what you did there ha.

May 14 2012
13 notes
  • #Harry Potter
  • #Harry
  • #Ron
  • #Hermoine
  • #Books
  • #Movies
  • #Rowling
  • #Severus
  • #Snape
  • #Sirius
  • #Hilarious
  • #Lol
  • #Funny
  • #Sex
  • #Sexy
  • #Emma Watson
  • #Cheating
  • #Relationships
A girl after my own heart loll.

A girl after my own heart loll.

May 14 2012
  • #Head
  • #Sex
  • #Funny
  • #Sexy
  • #Balls
  • #Hilarious
  • #LOL
  • #Jokes
  • #Joke
  • #Fun
  • #Girl
  • #Oral
  • #Cute
  • #Dog
  • #Laugh
  • #Laughs
  • #Haha
I don’t think I have anything to say…Lol.

I don’t think I have anything to say…Lol.

Apr 21 2012
6 notes
  • #Pregnant
  • #Child
  • #Stupid
  • #Crazy
  • #LOL
  • #Funny
  • #Humor
  • #Reddit
  • #Comedy
  • #Twitter
  • #Ridiculous
  • #Silly
  • #Facebook
  • #Baby
  • #Virgin
  • #Sex
Seems legit lol.

Seems legit lol.

Apr 21 2012
51 notes
  • #Seems legit
  • #LOL
  • #Funny
  • #Unicorn
  • #epic
  • #Horse
  • #Cute
  • #Pretty
  • #Hilarious
  • #Joke
  • #Jokes
  • #Haha
  • #Humor
  • #Comedy
  • #Animal
  • #Animals
  • #wtf
  • #sex
I think she wins lol.

I think she wins lol.

Apr 2 2012
24 notes
  • #Period
  • #Sex
  • #Sexy
  • #Sexual
  • #Haha
  • #Ha
  • #Joke
  • #Jokes
  • #Hilarious
  • #LOL
  • #Funny
  • #Condom
  • #Pads
  • #Clever
  • #Job

Haha, funny.

Mar 25 2012
1 note
  • #World Star
  • #funny
  • #dating
  • #hilarious
  • #honesty
  • #sex
  • #jokes
  • #lol
This could only have been funnier if it was Woody and they made a pun with his name lol.

This could only have been funnier if it was Woody and they made a pun with his name lol.

Mar 25 2012
9 notes
  • #Head
  • #funny
  • #Lol
  • #Laughs
  • #Hilarious
  • #Blowjob
  • #Sex
  • #Toy Story
  • #Pixar
  • #Buzz Lightyear
  • #Woody
  • #Joke
  • #Clever
  • #Drink
  • #Cup
  • #Childhood
  • #Toys
Hahaha, I’m soo glad the disclaimer is there.

Hahaha, I’m soo glad the disclaimer is there.

Mar 19 2012
12 notes
  • #Sex
  • #funny
  • #penis
  • #dick
  • #hilarious
  • #lol
  • #laugh
  • #laughs
  • #jokes
  • #lmao
  • #kids
  • #children
  • #women
  • #men
  • #odd
  • #interesting
  • #true
  • #awkward
  • #bathroom
  • #pee
  • #urinal
  • #urinate
  • #water
Ha, one of the most messed up but interesting takes on it.

Ha, one of the most messed up but interesting takes on it.

Mar 10 2012
7 notes
  • #Browser
  • #Luigi
  • #Mario
  • #Peach
  • #Princess
  • #childhood
  • #comics
  • #funny
  • #games
  • #hero
  • #hilarious
  • #horrible
  • #jokes
  • #laughs
  • #lies
  • #lol
  • #sex
  • #nintendo

When I’m married, I’m going to tell my wife “I solemnly swear that I am up to no good” before sex and then “mischief managed” afterwards :).

Feb 22 2012
6 notes
  • #Harry Potter
  • #funny
  • #lol
  • #hilarious
  • #marriage
  • #sex
  • #Harry
  • #Ron
  • #Hermoine
  • #laugh
  • #laughs
  • #joke
  • #wife
  • #writing
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